Super sunday betting tips

FRANCE LEAGUE 1                                                        TIP
Paris Saint Germain -:- Monaco                     (X O 2:2)
Nice -:- Guingamp                                              (1 U 2:0)
Toulouse -:- Saint-Etienne                                  (X U 1:1)
Germany 1. Bundesliga
Freiburg -:- Hertha Berlin                                    (X O 2:2)
Mainz 05 -:- Borussia Dortmund                              (X2 O 1:2)
Italy Serie A.                                                                                          SSC Napoli -:- Palermo                                        (1 O 4:1)
Fiorentina -:- Genoa                                           (1X U 1:0)
Cagliari -:- Bologna                                               (1X U 1:0)
Torino -:- Atalanta                                              (X2 O 1:2)
Crotone -:- Empoli                                      (X2 U 0:1)
Udinese -:- AC Milan                                       (2 O 0:3.)                   Sampdoria -:- Roma                                       (2 U 0:2 )                      Sassuolo -:- Juventus                                            (2 O 0:3)
Netherlands Eredivisie
Ajax -:- ADO Den Haag                                (1 O 3:0)
Feyenoord -:- NECNijmegen                                   (1 O 3:0)
SC Heerenveen -:- FC Groningen                          (1 O 3:0)
Vitesse -:- AZ Alkmaar                                   (X2 O 1:2)
PEC Zwolle -:- FC Twente                                 (2 O 0:3)
Spain Primera Division
20:45 Real Madrid -:- Real Sociedad     (1 O 2:1)
18:30 Athletic Bilbao -:- Sporting Gijon (1 O 3:0)
16:15 Espanyol -:- Sevilla                            (2 O 0:3)
12:00 Real Betis -:- Barcelona                     (2 O 0:3)

Betting tips

                  Angers -:- Metz       2 3.2 4.33       U 1:1
20:00 Lorient -:- Dijon       2 3.6 3.7 1X   O 2:1
20:00 Rennes -:- Nantes 2.1 3.1 3.8 X       U 1:1
20:00 SC Bastia -:- Caen 2.15 3.1 3.75 1X   U 1:0
20:00 Nancy -:- Bordeaux 2.63 3 3 1X           U 1:0
Germany 1. Bundesliga
15:30 RasenBallsport Leipzig 2:1Hoffenhei 1.73 3.75 5 1 O 3:0
18:30 Bayer Leverkusen -:- Borussia Moenchengladbach 1.85 3.6 4.33 1 O 3:0
15:30 Ingolstadt 3:1 Hamburger SV 2.38 3.25 3.2 X U 1:1
15:30 Darmstadt 1:6 FC Cologne 3.6 3.3 2.15 2 U 0:2
15:30 Werder Bremen 1:2 Bayern Munich 15 6.5 1.2 2 O 0:3
Italy Serie A
20:45 Inter -:- Pescara 1.22 6.5 13 1 O 4:1
18:00 Lazio -:- ChievoVerona 1.45 4.2 8 1 U 2:0
Netherlands Eredivisie
19:45 Roda JC Kerkrade -:- Excelsior 2.1 3.4 3.4 X U 1:1
18:30 Go Ahead Eagles -:- FC Utrecht 3.8 3.6 1.91 2 U 0:2
19:45 Heracles -:- PSV Eindhoven 7.5 5 1.36 2 U 0:2
Portugal Primeira Liga
21:30 Sporting CP -:- Pacos de Ferreira 1.2 6 15 1 O 3:0
17:00 Vitoria de Guimaraes -:- Maritimo 2 3.4 3.75 1X U 1:0
17:00 Nacional -:- Arouca 2.25 3.1 3.4 2 U 0:2
12:45 Tondela 2:0 Chaves 2.8 3.1 2.6 2 U 0:2
19:15 Estoril -:- FC Porto 13 6 1.22 2 U 0:2
Spain Primera Division
13:00 Villarreal 2:0 Granada 1.33 5 10 1 O 3:0
18:30 Eibar -:- Deportivo La Coruna 2.1 3.25 3.75 1 U 2:0
20:45 Leganes -:- Celta Vigo 2.1 3.2 3.8 X2 O 1:2
16:15 Alaves -:- Atletico Madrid 6.5 3.6 1.62 2 U 0:2
International Africa Cup of Nations Quarter Finals
20:00   Senegal -:- Cameroon  2 3 4.5

THUR 26/1/2017
FOOTBALL PREDICTIONS

AUSTRALIA A LEAGUE
melbourne victory Vs sydney Fc (goals 1-2, alt Ov 1.5, or x2)

ENGLAND LEAGUE CUP
HULL Vs MAN UTD (goals 1-2, alt Ov 1.5, or 2)

SPAIN COPA DEL REY
BARCELONA Vs REAL SOCIEDAD (goals 3-1, alt Ov 1.5 or 12)

BELGIUM JULIPER LEAGUE
EUPEN Vs STANDARS LIEGE (goals 0-3, alt Ov 1.5 or 2)


best of luck as you gamble responsibly.

First Friday

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A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost. After checking to make sure the passenger is ok, the driver says,"I'm  sorry,but you scared the daylight out of me." "sorry. i didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.  "it's not your fault," replies the cab driver. "Today is my first day on the job after 25 yrs of driving a hearse."

worries of the accountant

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Worries of the accountant

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

    “I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. But mainly,I’m looking for someone to do my worrying for me.”

     “Excuse me?” the accountant said “I worry about a lot of things,” the man said. “But I don’t want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back.”

     “I see,” the accountant said. “And how much does the job pay? “I’ll start you at eighty thousand shillings a month!” the accountant exclaimed. “how can such a business afford a sum like that?” “that,” the owner said,” is your first worry.

The new employee

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The new employee

 Several weeks after a young man had been hired; he was called into the human resource manager’s office.

“What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. How we discovered this is the first job you ‘ve ever held.” “well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

stick up

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Stick up

A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said,” you cannot do this I’m a member of parliament.” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”